Girls and weekends

I recently had a girlfriend that i met at a bar. (#1 worst place to meet a girl)
I recently broke up with said girlfriend because (refer to #1) I didn't know what she was like.


My Saturday went like this, I woke up with Cory and Ross already at my house because we fell asleep playing gears of war on my parents TV. we played more gears of war and then decided to go shopping. i don't remember who suggested this but it was a bad idea. we went to bio Life so Ross could donate his monthly plasma and me and Cory went and bought some nice cigars while we waited, (at a place i discovered when my bro and sis lived around here.)
So we bought the cigars and sat in my car waiting for Ross for about thirty minutes and then went down to best buy to ummmm look around at new TVs. (my idea) after being in there for about half an hour and meeting at least two of my ex girlfriends, one i like to talk to and the other on not so good terms, and i found it... the nicest TV i have ever seen, (not really but that's how i felt.


i really liked it and checked the account balance on my debit card so i did it. i don't know why i shouldn't have but i bought it.
after getting my TV home with help from my parents car... i hooked it up and got a phone call from Lacie. (now ex girlfriend) saying to come over and watch a movie. I said OK and me and Cory went to her house to hang out.

After about 20 min of being there with no movie even in sight, i said what are we doing tonight, and the doorbell rang. it was like destiny! i let them in because Lacie went into the bathroom and it was 8 friends of Mary (Lacie's roommate) and they walked right in like they owned the place. two went and deposited the contents of the bag they were holding into the fridge and two more turned on the radio and blasted it, the remaining couple of people took my seat the seat Lacie was sitting in and the floor. I asked what was going on and they just said we are having a party here tonight. My jaw dropped. (i am not going to lie) i like a good party, i just wasn't in the mood. so i left with cory driving my car( 08 mustang pics to follow) and went to elkins to hang out with my friend Chris Hale. (32 lives by himself, pro firefighter, two kids, two ex-wives) and when we got there chris was just playing PS3 and hanging out, me and cory sat there and talked to him for a while played a little PS3 and Cory kept saying lets go back to lacie's house. (obviously there was some women he thought were attractive and wanted to go hang out with them not two guys, don't blame him!)
When we got back to Lacie's house everyone was very well off their knockers (P.S. that means they were wasted) and cory got his wish (african american girl early twenties, ALMOST attractive) and i got stuck taking care of Lacie. this is where this gets dirty...

Lacie started throwing up about 15 min after we got there and guess who gets to hold the hair? thats right, the sober boyfriend. After about 3 hours of nonstop puking and bawling like a little baby we got her to her room by carrying her into bed. (side note: she isn't a little girl like mallory or salena were, she weighs about 155-175 and is rather large boned) needless to say it took two to carry her. after getting yelled at by Mary for abandoning her once(i went to the bathroom BIG DEAL) i didn't leave her till she fell asleep at about 11 o'clock. then i had fun!!! alot of new people had shown up that i knew from high school and hadn't seen forever, so i hung out with them and smoked my final cigar for the day. and i was ready to go home. Me and cory left about 2 o'clock and went straight to bed because, ALAS it was easter sunday already.

I will finish this later. class is over.